FIRST TRIMESTER MENU
Appetizer
Tums Compote
Entree
Fresh Saltines on a bed of Saltines, lightly seasoned with Saltines
Beverage
Ginger Ale (IV drip available upon request)
Dessert
Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head
SECOND TRIMESTER MENU
Appetizer
Half a roast chicken, extra crispy
Entree
A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served with BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers (all burnt beyond recognition for your safety)
Beverage
Toll House-pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream
Dessert
9"x16" pan of double-fudge brownies
THIRD TRIMESTER MENU
(Each course followed by 15 minute neck massage and/or bathroom break)
Appetizer
Three bites tossed salad
Entree
Two bites lasagna
Beverage
None-so you'll have room for dessert
Dessert
A tic tac
I am loving the menu..... so sad, and so true! How are you feeling? When do you find out what you are having? We are so excited for you guys!
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